Guilty or Innocent

Thanks to Brian to forfilling my "hit" of this weeks meme's, I really think I need MA (memes anon.)


The Meme:

Guilty or Innocent?

Singing in the shower?
Guilty...Only the kids know and they aren't telling anyone (oh oh what have I said??)

Left the stove on?
Innocent....Too anal retentive not to check it 10 times after finishing dinner

Ate Stolen food?
Innocent...At least I didn't steal it, I might have and not known it was stolen I suppose

Spit in someone's Drink?
Innocent....Why would you do that anyway??

Stole Something from a friend?
Innocent....never in a million years

Bossed your friends around?
Guilty....I am the boss of everything, you know

Played w/ Barbies?
Never had them as a child but have partaken in the odd tea party at Barbies with my daughter and run them over with tractors with the boys ( they deserve it you know) GUILTY

Sang the wrong words to your favorite song?
Guilty....Always and forever

Lit candles & let wax run all down your desk?
Innocent...No that would be messy and the kids would get to it

Kissed your posters of your favorite stars?
Guilty...You know if you kissed Woody's (Bay City Rollers)pic often enough he'd fall in love with you..you know that's true, don''t you?

Listened to stupid music & said you like it?
Innocent...If its crap, I will say its crap

Had sex w/ a stranger?
Pleading the 5th amendment here, refusal to comment on the grounds it may incriminate myself and/or others

Did a Wrestling move on someone?
Guilty....a girl has to protect herself some how

Had a Tonka or Barbie toy?
Guilty, never Barbie played with my brothers Tonkas though

Gave a surprise party for someone?
Guilty....Always for 2IC, I love surprises for others

Made someone cry?
Guilty....Do 3 year olds count??

Had the balls to ask someone out?
Guilty....I am very forward

Opened your Christmas presents early?
Guilty....What kid doesn't?

Ever been caught doing something "dirty"?
Guilty....But it wasn't my fault, it was all his fault..Yeah yeah yeah

Found money & didn't turn it in?
Guilty....No name on it. But wallets and purses get turned in EVERY time.

Gave money to a homeless person?
Guilty...Yes, I know some of them are frauds, but who am I to judge and decide?

Sang cheesy 80's songs?
Guilty....They are the best

Dug for buried treasure?
Guilty....Who hasn't?

Thought Star Wars was cool?
Innocent....Its not Star Trek but the boys are into it thanks to Daddy

Had a super-hero costume?
Guilty....mum made me an Ocean boy costume because I wanted one.

Still sleep w/ your baby blanket?
Innocent.

Told a family member to fuck off?
Guilty...I really love my little brother

Lied to protect a friend?
Guilty....It was for a good reason , really

Broken a bone?
Guilty....To many to list.

Got lost in your own little world?
Guilty....What were you saying?

Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times?
Innocent....I hated it

Played a Video game for more than 5 hours?
Innocent....Can think of 100 better things to do

Watched "Scream" and actually Screamed?
Innocent...I don't like scary movies

Dyed your hair a color from the rainbow?
Guilty....Pink, green, blue and magenta (all at different times of course)

Hugged your mom in the past 24 hours?
Innocent....I wish every day that I could hug her again

Drunk until you passed out?
Guilty...If falling asleep counts as passing out

Fought over a boy/girl?
Innocent....Why bother??